Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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