do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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