That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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