I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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