Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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