Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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