just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
