Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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