You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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