i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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