Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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