A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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