My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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