Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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