All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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