the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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