I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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