remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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