i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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