You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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