im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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