Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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