I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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