The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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