that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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