Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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