i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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