My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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