O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not