i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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