don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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