yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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