i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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