Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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