so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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