.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
