absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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