White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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