Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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