I wannas sexs uuuuu
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
birth control should be required to get into college
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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