I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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