its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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