Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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