WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
