I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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