If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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