if you like me you must not know who I am
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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