I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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