There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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