I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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