well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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