Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Green mimosas i think yes
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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