Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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