worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
